Well see you later Joe!

AND TAKE YOUR SHITTY PAINTING SKILLS WITH YOUUU!!!!!!!!!!!

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I’d like to propose a toast

well here we are. people. in a group. some of you know each other and some of you don’t. but id like you to raise your glass and contemplate some things with me. some want vengeance for those who have hurt or wrong them, and i was one. but i’ve come to recognize something amazing if i become the better person. i am a human voodoo doll. and i am also not playing “The Sims”. i don’t control anyone or they’re actions. sometimes it really hurts, and more often than not, its infuriating. but they pay for the actions sooner or later down the line. my point being…let the haters hate, because between karma and you doing the best you can, the trash beneath you turns to compost and they help you grow, foul eggs and leftovers alike. cheers :D

collegehumor:

Help us Squash Malaria!: Malarious

We here at CollegeHumor believe that Malaria f*cking sucks. And in honor of World Mosquito Day, we wanted to do something about it. So we got 30 funny celebrity friends to come by and make some ridiculous videos. (People like Rainn Wilson, Nick Offerman, Joss Wheden, Brooklyn Decker, Reggie Watts. Aubrey Plaza, Ben Schwartz, and more.)

All you have to do to watch all 24 videos is make a donation to Malaria No More.  Even if it’s just a $1. Seriously, even donating $1 would directly help treat a child for Malaria. And that’s a pretty awesome way to kick off your week.

If it’s not in your means to donate, you can still help! Just throwing this post a reblog or tweeting #malarious can help us spread the world about telling this disease to go f*ck itself. 

[Malarious]

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R2-D2 Eyeshadow
if i could get away ith it id consider wearing it…

R2-D2 Eyeshadow

if i could get away ith it id consider wearing it…

sporkbot:

junkalicious:

tuulikki:

jimsgayunderwear:

tuulikki:

This is definitely the best bar in existence.

Where is this and why am I not drunk there.

River Song sounds delicious.

Here. And one day I will convince everyone on my dash to come out and drinks will be on me.

Oh hey this is that bar everyone keeps inviting me to.

If you look on the ceiling of the men’s room toilet, I wrote “Altair was here” or something like that.

Holy fuck. I want to go to this place

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cracked:

Good thing everything’s circled. I would have only looked at the dark space in the middle.

i love it when girls make their parents proud.

cracked:

Good thing everything’s circled. I would have only looked at the dark space in the middle.

i love it when girls make their parents proud.

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fattyforever:

Yesssssssss.

ohhhh, this is so me.

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this is why i like deadpool

this is why i like deadpool

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collegehumor:

Girl Gives Usain Bolt the Eye

The faster the better. Those DVDs of “Felicity” aren’t going to watch themselves.

"dat ass"

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made myself. took a whole two minutes. gotta love Google images.

made myself. took a whole two minutes. gotta love Google images.

one of my favorite artists doing a shortened piano cover of a song that totally fits my life right now.

I’ve misplaced some oppinions in people once again. Tomorrow is a brand new start. change a relationship status and other fun nonsense. for now, the tiger sits. and does her tiger stuff. no more fire hoop jumping for this kitty.

You’re breaking thin ice

You’re in a grocery store. You have a fairly unique cut of meat in your cart. You’re not sure how you would cook it. Hell, you ain’t not sure if your even hungry enough to eat it. But you know it is unique. So you keep it in your cart as you try to search for other things to sustain you.

The more you think about it, the more you cant think what you can do with this cut of meat. You think, sure its tasty. It’s within your budget. But right now your not sure if that’s what you want. So you figure, keep it cold until I make a decision about it. Put it slightly hidden in back of the other meat. go get some vegetables.

But what makes you so sure other guys arent looking for the right cut, for a particular recipe? If its not in your arms, whose to say someone else is going to take whats “yours”?

To tell you the truth a couple of guys saw it was in your cart hoping you’d put it down…so don’t keep something so rare loose though your grasp.